Salty Saturday’s: CANCELLED

Cancel one for speaking out of a name.

Cancel your subscription because the network fucked up with the variety. Your definition is not that and White Chicks is no longer acceptable.

(Can’t take my memories away. Bare jokes fam!)

Cancel my online order because they keep messing up my groceries.

Cancel your car insurance because you know you’re a great driver! Besides, you wanna keep all your coins.

Cancel your mind because your thoughts are docile and you don’t trust your law or anyone else’s.

At the end of the day, one day will be your last.