The Day Arrived Too Soon
I had suspected it would come around again.
I voiced my thoughts to one or two partial friends.
I listened as he spoke, and I shook my head.
I rolled my eyes and tweeted my thoughts to the nest.
I scrolled and found a few cracked eggs.
At the base was a few rotten chicks, whose song sounded like a curse.
I rested my head upon two pillows, eyes closed with thoughts drifting as warm air comforted my moment.
At Least 2 Metres
Please keep your distance, I have common sense!
Walk by the beggars that beg; maybe it’s for drugs? Maybe it’s for alcohol?
We can’t hear them.
News: The government say they have put aside millions of pounds to house the homeless during the coronavirus pandemic.
Viewers – Aww, that’s brilliant.
Walk by beggars who ask you to spare some change. They’re probably spending it on drugs and my money isn’t going to a crackhead.
Let’s get in the queue for McDonald’s, we haven’t had Maccys in weeks! We deserve a treat.
‘Spare some change please Luv?’
Sorry, I only have my card on me.
‘God bless you.’
A Gradual Ease
No socialising, no socialising. I forbid you to fucking socialise.
2 Metres, 2 metres no more than 2 metres.
1 metre and 2 bubbles! Oooh, pub crawls from July 4th. The rest of your educational year is still prohibited.
STAY ALERT – CONTROL THE VIRUS – SAVE LIVES
RIP, ‘Thankfully, only a few hundred people have died since last week.’
‘Remember, to wash your hands!’
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die! – Unknown
I don’t know why they ignored social-distancing outside, perhaps…
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