Man: ‘She grassed me up, she told the world!’
Woman: ‘What, she really spoke?’
Man: ‘She more than spoke, she told the others.’
Woman: ‘Don’t worry about it, we’ll cut her throat!’
Man: ‘She’s exaggerating about the facts. I mean, yes I did a little bit of this and a smidgen of that.’
Woman: ‘But it was just a joke?’
Man: ‘Yes. I did do all that she said. But fuck that dramatic bitch! She’s pushed me right over the edge.’
Woman: ‘Don’t worry about it, we’ll cut her throat.’
Man: ‘I want to choke the fucking grass and smash her head into her desk.’
Woman: ‘I’ll support you, either way, do what you feel is best.’
Man: ‘When she returns to work, I’ll break her down. I’ll overwhelm her with tasks, I’ll smash her crown. That pretentious witch believes she knows best. Well, I’ll give her what for, I’ll increase her stress.
Little Ms KnowItAll, informing the powers that be, that I mistreated her!
Woman: ‘On that final note, don’t worry about it. We’ll cut her throat.’