Hey Sweetie,
See me waving rapidly and grinning like Bean. I’m elated to see you and enjoy spending time with you.
Pardon? No, I would never be so passive aggressive. That status update had nothing to do with you.
Gee, I’m a Creative Writer!
‘Hello I’m Bean!’
I disagree with your thoughts. When I see you, I’m going to park my car in the space you wanted.
No! Never out of malice. Simply because I’m Bean.
